Thoughts you have when one of your roommate’s room is empty on a saturday morning, in order of when they occur to you.
10:34 AM Dammit, I bet she went to yoga class. Fuck. I should go to yoga class. God dammit.
10:35 AM OMG I hope nothing happened to her. Shit, how long before I should worry?
10:41 AM OOOOH OR MAYBE SHE WENT HOME WITH SOMEONE!!
10:42 AM Fuck, I should really go to yoga.