Best Pro-Choice Halloween Costumes
- Dress normally. Since STDs often can’t be distinguished with the naked eye, it’ll be up to you to tell people what you are.
- Wear all your winter gear and curl into the fetal position whenever possible: You’re a frozen embryo.
- Walk around with a bunch of babies: You’re “abstinence only” sex education
- Wear all black, but then spell out the word “Damn” on your chest with bright green dental floss: You’re a Dental Dam!
Oh yes, there are many more.